Episode 99 - "We'll Call It Our Greatest Hits"

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

C’mon and join me on a trip down memory lane. It’s more than that though…there are new pictures and moments you’ve missed. Even if you’ve been with me for the past 98 episodes, you still haven’t seen everything! Come check out HOW Live Journal’s first TV-Series LJ started.

So, where did it all begin?

A little girl named Karen was born, and at just the age of 10 years old, Karen realized her destiny was to be a Playboy Bunny…

And 10 years later on August 7, 1982…as Stewy from Family Guy would say, “I escaped from the womb”…Here I am, just a Lil Blu back then…

Here we are 20 years later…I told you that you haven’t seen everything…you’ve never saw me BLONDE!!!

My sister, the female version of Me, was born just 4 years later…here we are:

This is what we looked like just 7 years ago…here we are with our cousin Brittany…it’s amazing how ugly we were back then.

Well, Taryn and I thinned out, and got all glammed up for Live Journal…

This is how it began…one day, actually March 30, 2003, when I made my last “entry,” called, “Oooh, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with FOOD!”…where Taryn and I are trashing FAT people as usual. I guess being reformed fatties, we find that we have the right to bash all the current ones! And then it was Niecy 9-11 who said (in her comment), “Haha Oh my Bren, where do you come up with this stuff? Tell Taryn I love her and she’s too funny. You guys are great, and together your HILARIOUS. You need your own show.” And that was it! I no longer had entries…I had episodes. At first they were a little weak, but as time went on, they’ve become better and better!

I was an Abercrombie Boy back when the series started…

If you don’t know who Niecy is, you haven’t been watching! She’s been in 53 episodes, and is the #1 most seen character on the show. Oh, and the infamous pic of her that she hates, but I love!

How many episodes have we seen Niecy’s boobs in? Too many to count! Lol…

Willis, doing skip to my loo…god I miss this shit! Willis was in 9 episodes, and the #11 most seen face on my show…

We’ve measured up over the years…

Ah, the bad hair days…

Dream dates with the stars…

One of my favorite pics…classic filth…

I’ve saved Niecy from many near death experiences…

Such oral times…

Wet wife beater anyone?

I made out with Dora the Explorer for my 21st birthday!

The Real World: Laconia was one of the best moments during Summer 2003…

I did my back in the day, and it wasn’t pretty, so Niecy’s gotta make a confession…they weren’t always that BIG!

We’ve always been in style, bringing you the hottest fashions!

Season 2 premiered with one of the hottest hook-ups in Live Journal History...like these guys need any introduction???

And with Season 2, then came Jacob, who appeared in 19 episodes, making him the 3rd most seen face on the show…

Season 2 really got things going. Who could forget the memorable episodes such as FREE SEX?

Lol…Kelly’s pink furry coat! Speaking of Kel, she appeared in 33 episodes, making her the #2 most seen face on the show!

There’s something about stools on this show…

And of course, I’ll never forget Laura…

And when you thought we had the perfect cast, we unleased the 12-year old…ROBERT, who tied Jacob for the #3 most seen face, being in 19 episodes…

And who could forget Hubert???

I don’t think an album stands out more than this one…it should be the show’s soundtrack!

How many people do you know post pics of people picking their noses?

Hey, some of these moments you didn’t even see here. If you’ve tuned in to Niecy’s journal, maybe you would have seen Monét taking it up the ass from statues.

Hey, you never know, maybe The Blow Up Whore will resurface later this season!

Jacob has come to some realizations…first he realized girls shoes

Then it was a little sucky, sucky…

Then he shaved his legs…

Then Travis came along…and well, everything else is history…well not really, the 100th Episode will probably reveal Jacob’s gayest moment yet. And without a doubt the funniest…just stay tuned guys!

Remember Cash??? My favorite blue eyed dog.

And then we had our Pimp and Whore party for Robert’s 16th birthday!

And who could forget Niecy’s tongue piercing that got her triple the business in the blow job area?

Eventually season 2 ended, and with quite the bang…a Toga Party…

Mixed with a lil ‘Girls Gone Wild’…

And one shocking secret at the very end…I could only fool everyone for so long…

In between seasons, you missed one big event, that I saved for our 99th Episode! Lol…nah, I just forgot about these pics. On May 15, 2004, I graduated from college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all my friends came to celebrate with me!

The girls even promised not to solicit my family members since it was such a special occasion!

Taryn’s senior prom was that night and at my party, the girl who was supposed to do her hair CANCELLED! So, what happened? Good thing I have my own personal hair staff! Dahiana to the rescue…she appeared in 14 episodes and comes in at our #6 most seen face!

She pulled this together with little time, and little resources…not too bad, huh?

Then we started off Season 3, a little more classy!

Till we all got naked in the hot tub lol…

So, this past season, Kristin joined the cast, becoming our #7 most seen face, appearing in 13 episodes…

And so did Jon…

And the lack of clothing this season…well, let’s just say you ain’t seen nothing yet! Another reason to tune into our 100th Episode surprise!

And this season has been HOOOOOTTTTT! We’ve had weddings…

Jon taught us how to do the jig!

We’ve made new friends…

Like Diego…

And Absolut Raspberri…

And unfortunately some of the new friends, we lost…R.I.P. Eddie…

Niecy and I have abandoned 2Blu…

To do some extra curricular activities…

Some of the activities have included…RUNNING FOR CONGRESS!

Just in Episode 98 we created a greatest hit, like this…

Can you believe it? It’s been almost 100 episodes, and there’s still so more you’ve got to see. I’m unleashing brand new characters and a new cast member!!!

I looked through EVERY episode! And I can’t believe she’s never guest starred! Her name is Alexandra…she’s Dahiana’s cousin who I actually knew BEFORE Dahiana…I’ve even known her LONGER than I’ve known Niecy! However, if you look close in the first pic in EPISODE 63 – “Before & After”, she is the girl in the yellow hoodie that Ramón is giving a massage to.

When I looked through my pics…I realized I had some, she just never made an episode’s cut!

You might have seen this pic if you’ve gone through my PICTURETRAIL account…

All I know is that everyone loves Alexandra!

And you will too. She’s not just going to be a guest either…she’s JOINING THE CAST!!! And we’ve got a surprise that you’ll just love! She can’t tell you until the 100th episode though!

Well, I feel like I’ve already revealed too much. But, I don’t think you have any idea…there are more surprises, tons of guest stars, crazy stunts, all the viewer requests, and so much more. If you thought you’ve seen everything,

THINK

AGAIN!

“It’s Only a Matter of Time,” our 100th episode…is only ONE WEEK away!

Starring 'Blu'

Episode 99 - "We'll Call It Our Greatest Hits"