Episode 96 - "From Foxwoods to Main Street"

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

With Election Day on November 2nd, we've only got 44 days left to get word to the streets, HOES FOR CONGRESS! We've got many stops to make on our ELECTION TOUR 2004! Our first stop...Foxwoods...why not hit up Connecticut's hottest casino to secure votes. Then we took it back to the streets of Nashua to get a little support from the locals!

Special guest stars include: lovelyleesa, jennyk161, bethellama1 & nakedsports, plus twizted_jakie rejoins the cast as we get Season 3 really going now...

ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!!! THIS JUST IN!!!
Kelly has decided to run WITH Niecy for congress in the HOES FOR CONGRESS campaign.

And even better, Jacob has rejoined the cast and is on board as Niecy and Kelly's Campaign Manager!!! We're definetely getting whores into congress now!

So, we hit up Foxwoods, this HUUUUUUUUUGE casino in Connecticut to start securing votes!

While the girls "campaigned" themselves (if you know what I mean)...I played the slots...

OMG! You'll never guess what I won. I hit the JACKPOT!!!!!

And I decided to put all of the money into our campaign. That way we can bring you HOES FOR CONGRESS from just about everywhere.

PAUSE.

SO, DO YOU REALLY EVER LOOK AT "CURRENT MUSIC"?

IN YOUR COMMENTS TELL ME IF YOU REALLY READ WHAT THE CURRENT SONG FOR EACH EPISODE IS.

In case you've forgotten this episode's song, it's "She Don't Know" by Gemma Fox...she's new...and she's hot...this is her:

On the way back from Foxwoods, to Main Street Nashua, we secured the vote of 462 live chickens! Now, only if they don't get killed before election day.

Back at Main Street, we run into some familiar faces and secure their votes!!! Tony, nakedsports was one of them...

Jen Keating was another! She was pumped to hear about the campaign...she even said that if she wasn't so busy, she'd consider running.

Look it was bethellama1 & lovelyleesa too, out supporting our hoes!

Joe thought it would be a great idea to make voters piss in the streets to show their support for Niecy and Kelly!

Niecy thought it was a great idea, and so her and Jaleesa got in on it.

Here's a little "Behind-the-Scenes" look at how Niecy secures votes...well, you get the picture.

Look at how excited Joe got when he heard about the benefits of voting in hoes!

Well, we said our thank-yous and goodbyes and packed our campaign bags...

Jacob and Niecy were kinda bummed that we had to call it a night....

Meanwhile, Kelly was down right pissed. She thought we could have done more campaigning than we did.

So, she decided to put herself on display at the little bike shop on Main Street. She's roped off...and it says DO NOT TOUCH...lol imagine Kel wearing a shirt like that ALL the time? I think it's against a whore's beliefs to do something so craaaaaaaaaaazy!

So, does anyone have a bangme account on BANGME.NET??? If you do, I just wanted to let you know that I officially declare ComplexSimplicity the HOTTEST girl on the site.

SPEAKING OF HOT GIRLS, we've got two new characters just waiting to burst onto Live Journal. REYNI & ARACELIS are tentatively scheduled to appear in our 100th Episode!!! I still don't have all plans finalized for that episode, but it's gonna be off the hook...I'll make sure of it!

Next Episode: Episode 97 - "Gettin Wet At Keene State" - Blu & the gang pack up our stuff and hit up Keene State College to promote our HOES FOR CONGRESS campaign. The pouring rain made this quite the wet and wild adventure...one you don't want to miss.

Starring 'Blu'

Episode 96 - "From Foxwoods to Main Street"