Episode 95 - "Niecy's Big Secret"

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

Did everyone hear about all that hype about Oprah's big secret for her season premiere?

How crazy was that? And all she did was give away cars to her studio audience. Well, Niecy 9-11 has decided that it's time for her to hype up a Live Journal Episode with a BIG SECRET! We know you all just can't wait to find out...will it be as lame as Oprah's? Find out as

mr_dewek guest stars as...

D-Unit

in... EPISODE 95, "Niecy's Big Secret"

It was just a normal day, nothing out of the ordinary going on... (no the secret is not that Niecy's a SLUT...that secret's been out for years!)

Until Niecy and I were looking at her list of pics that people want her to take from her PICTURE WHORE post. I suggested a pic of someone we knew wearing a wig. OMG? Is Niecy's secret that she's really KELLY ROWLAND????????????

Hey, come on...they look somewhat a like!?!?!

Speaking of Kelly Rowland (hey if Oprah had commercials, so can we!)...I'm gonna plug the new Destiny's Child album. It's called "Destiny Fulfilled" and it drops Tues. Nov. 16th...buy it ya cheap bastards! Download the first single "Lose My Breath" in the meantime!

Anyways, Niecy's wig looked like so much fun, I had to join in...and of course, it had to be BLUE! I had to be here to celebrate the big secret!

For those who didn't watch the Oprah season premiere, she brought on special guest stars to help celebrate her big secret for the episode...like hottie Tyra Banks!!!

Well, we called up our own special guest star...and YES, better than TYRA BANKS... we've got mr_dewek! We asked him if he wanted to guest star in one of our Live Journal Episodes to help reveal Niecy's Big Secret. He said, "sure," and he also took some film of us for his Mr. Dewek DVD Volume 2 which will be so much hotter now that Niecy and I are in it. So, we asked him to dress ghetto and we'd call him "D-Unit" in this episode. Tyra ain't got nothin on him...

As we were driving to say HI to D-Unit's friend, Mark...we got pulled over by a Nashua cop! He thought Niecy was SHARON OSBOURNE!!! He wanted her autograph.

Imagine getting pulled over looking like this and having to keep a straight face?

You gotta love these 2blu2betru moments!

Anyways, Mark gave the Kelly Rowland wig a try! It looked so natural on him.

Then Niecy rocked the bluuuuu biiiitch look...almost ready to reveal her secret!

Then we took D-Unit out in public to see how people would react. By people's faces, you'd think he was packin heat or something, I dunno, it was craaaaaaaaazy! Niecy wanted to be in a public place surrounded by friends and guest stars when she decided to reveal her big secret.

Well, she picked SUBWAY, ya know, the sub shop as the perfect location. She wanted to have Jared, the dude who lost all the weight to be a special guest star for this episode too, but we couldn't get him in time, he's booked solid through Christmas. Maybe next year, Niecy!

Here's a pic of D-Unit with his not-so-ghetto clip-on earring. Lol...

So, we couldn't have Subway's Jared...BUT...WE HAVE...out of nowhere pops everyone's favorite 12-year old.................ROBERT!!!!!!!!!! And he sports the clip-on earring in his nose. Robert: "I'll do anything for Niecy's Big Secret Episode!"

New fashion trend?

ARE

YOU

READY

???

WELL

HERE

IT

IS...

NIECY'S

BIG

SECRET

!!!

Well, one thing was sure by the end of the evening, Niecy's surprise was a good one for all of us! She revealed the best secret so far this season in fact. She's running for congress...look, her campaign slogan, "HOES FOR CONGRESS!" Isn't that hotttt?

Derek: "Yeeeah, I be votin for hoes for congress for shizzle!"

HELP US GET NIECY INTO CONGRESS GUYS!!! HOES FOR CONGRESS!!!

Join Us Next Time...Episode 96, "From Foxwoods to Main Street" will show a bunch of guest stars, jennyk161, nakedsports, bethellama1 and JACOB returns as Niecy works the streets to get people's votes! You know you wanna watch!

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Episode 95 - "Niecy's Big Secret"