Episode 91 - "Yell 'Carbs' If You Can Do the Jig"

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

Episode 91 - "Yell 'Carbs' If You Can Do the Jig"

Jon joins 4thastreets, _niecy911, la_rubia & xhugsnkisses7 in our adventures at sea...

Well, our day started out as controversial as usual where _niecy911 was breaking the law like she always does. This time, no folks, she wasn't soliciting a police officer that she thought was a regular person...she was actually purchasing cigarettes for a minor. Yep, you guessed it, ghetto_prep!

Unfortunately Robert couldn't come with us for the day, but we met Jon and la_rubia and we were on our way to Cindy's. xhugnkisses7 showed up soon after and our crazy day was about to begin. But first, Jon and Kel weren't so convinced that there wasn't something living in the lake!

When they thought everything looked good, they decided to jump into the lake and catch hepititus A along with a few STDs. The lake is not a very clean place to be. I declined due to the high possibility that I'd encounter a water snake...

9-11: "Oh, don't be afraid of the snakes, if we see one, I'll suck it...I'll suck it like I suck...ummm...things I suck, ya know...like lollipops and stuff."

So, we got on the motor boat, and it was fun. Of course immediately after we got on board, Kristin had a tourettes attack!

Cindy said that the best way to cure her tourettes on the boat is to give her something else to concentrate on...like DRIVING IT. Oh what fun, we all have death wishes!

Do we look like MISSING CHILDREN or what?

Meet Cindy's dog...Cisco...Niecy had to stop him from jumping overboard.

Oh that was my bad, I didn't realize tourettes is contagious!

Kel: "Mom, look, I'm a mermaid...oh wait, my bad, I'm a merwhore!"

Blu: "Maybe if I sprawl out, a merwhore will come up and solicite me! But...um...where do you stick it?"

Well, back on land, I decided to paint on Jon and 9-11. I have this tanning lotion that burns people with sensitive or dry skin. All I did was touch 9-11 and you can see the handprint on her arm. Jon has his name written on his. Mind you this BURNS.

Then I drew a smiley face on Jon's back with the tongue hanging out...of course Niecy had to lick it!

Finally...a picture of Cindy...this is the woman (who is like Kristin's mom) who lives on this lake in this awesome house!

Kelly: "Denise, try this Bacardi 151 straight!"

Well Jon certainly got a kick out of that!

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So, Jon does this little dance thingy that I named "The Jig"...it's probably one of the funniest things you could ever see...but Jon's one of the funniest kids I know, so it fits him perfectly. Here, he tries to teach Denise how to do it.

She fails miserably and he calls it quits!

Meanwhile Denise is not paying attention to her Booby Purse! Cisco: "Should I grab the money and run or shall I just take a shit in her purse???"

Let's go jet skiing now! Clearly Kristin is fitting in quite well as she has learned that less clothing is the only way to go!

Kel and I were brave enough to get on one of the jet skies with Jon!

Since he almost killed us, I decided to drown him in the deep end.

Here we go...1...2...3...

Oh that was my bad, I forgot he could swim!

But he couldn't swim that long, and we had to throw him a thingy or let him drown. After an hour's discussion we finally decided to save his life and throw him a thingy...

We're so hot, we're jealous of ourselves!

That was everyone else's bad for not realizing I got Cisco trashhhhhhhhhed!

I bet you didn't know that I was going to dress up like Erikah Badu...clearly Niecy's not really feelin it!

And here's Robert at the end of the day, back at Denise's...looking at the pictures and wishing he could have been there for such a fun day. That was his bad!

Btw, I think Jon yelled "Carbs" about 200 times that day, and says it at least 50 times a day since!

So, what's next? The 4th of July...we'll have some good pics, especially since Niecy got a new camera! Hopefully the episode will air on Tuesday afternoon or evening...look out for it!

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Episode 91 - "Yell 'Carbs' If You Can Do the Jig"

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