Episode 85 - "Meet Travis"

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

I was on the phone with my sister this afternoon while she was driving. We were talking about the morons that are on the road that somehow get their licenses. Then she asks, why do we even call car accidents "accidents" at all? If you have the right away and some idiot is supposed to merge onto the same road that you're on, but totally ignores the YIELD sign either because they can't read...don't know what yield even means...or some other reason...and they hit your car...how is this an ACCIDENT? It's an ACT OF STUPIDITY, that's what it is! Speaking of cars...I'm watching "Pimp My Ride" on MTV. It's bad enough they have a show called "Mission Makeover" because such a high percentage of our population is ugly...now they have makeovers for cars...unbelievable. They make these cars so pimp, for what? I know...so that everyone driving by it will stare at it, not pay attention to the road, and then eventually hit someone. WHAT GAMES! Finally, speaking of MTV, there was an article on there about Method Man's new album...it looks like it's gonna be sick! It drops May 18th and features: RZA, Missy Elliot, P. Diddy, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, Redman, Raekwon, Chinky, Ludacris, Kardinal Offishall, Streetlife, Ghostface & Black Ice...talk about a lotta names!

Last night I chilled with _niecy911, la_rubia, twizted_jakie, illest_hottie, xhugsnkisses7 & somone new...

Well, I'd like to officially announce the last NEW FACE of the second season...

And of course, we have familiar ~~whores~~ faces as well, like this one:

We just had a random get-together at my crib because there was nothing better to do. _niecy911 & Travis...

Meanwhile, la_rubia decides that we need to go to the bar for at least 2 drinks...and christ she was way too dressed up for the bar. Here, someone was taking a pic of me, and she literally dove into the photo to ensure she'd be in it. She almost knocked me over.

Okay, let's try that again...

2 of the biggest whores I know...

Look at how big Kelly's "drink" is. It's enough to get a small country drunk!

So, while Kelly, Me & Josh went to the bar, I have no clue what everyone else did back at my place, so I'll tell the story of what it looks like happened. Denise made sure that everyone was aware of where her boobs are located in case anyone forgot.

Meanwhile, the search was on for twizted_jakie's boobs!

Travis and Jacob did jello shots.

Meanwhile, illest_hottie drew signs for herself to hold up while she's working the corner. This won't tip the cops off...

xhugsnkisses7 was there as well. And so here's the "BEDROOM COLLECTION"...

They continued to take pictures...

Literally, Ileana has a picture with EVERYONE...what a pic whore she was!

So, we came home from the bar...that was quite the experience in itself. There were a lot of older people there, which I found weird cuz it's a bar with a dance floor. All I know is that I had to be one of the youngest ones there. And to make it worse, I looked THE YOUNGEST. Kelly got approached by some 40-50 year old dude who asked her if she would sleep with him and his wife! He's like, "do you swing?" How insane is that???

Here's me happy to return home to my 2blu2betru other-half...

Kelly welcomed Travis to our little gang...

Meanwhile, Jacob welcomed him in other ways!

And of course Jacob tried out Kelly's new shoes. Who do you think they look better on?

I was so drunk, looking back at some of these pictures, I wonder...what the hell was I doing? Like this one...

Not to mention, I'm going through the pics, and they are a little R-Rated. There are pics of Me, Jacob and Travis's assess...and Kelly and Ileana had their shirts down in a Janet Jackson-ish type Superbowl tit showing! What is it with us always getting naked??? Oh that's right, cuz we're pimps and whores!

Well, next Saturday is the BEACH PARTY! I can't wait. And don't forget, it will be our Season 2 finale! It's been a great season, we'll take a look back and I'll highlight some of the good times.

peace fools!

Starring 'Blu'

Episode 85 - "Meet Travis"