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@ 2004-07-03 05:05:00
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Episode 91 - "Yell 'Carbs' If You Can Do the Jig"

Episode 91 - "Yell 'Carbs' If You Can Do the Jig"

Jon joins [info]4thastreets, [info]_niecy911, [info]la_rubia & [info]xhugsnkisses7 in our adventures at sea...





Well, our day started out as controversial as usual where [info]_niecy911 was breaking the law like she always does. This time, no folks, she wasn't soliciting a police officer that she thought was a regular person...she was actually purchasing cigarettes for a minor. Yep, you guessed it, [info]ghetto_prep!


Unfortunately Robert couldn't come with us for the day, but we met Jon and [info]la_rubia and we were on our way to Cindy's. [info]xhugnkisses7 showed up soon after and our crazy day was about to begin. But first, Jon and Kel weren't so convinced that there wasn't something living in the lake!


When they thought everything looked good, they decided to jump into the lake and catch hepititus A along with a few STDs. The lake is not a very clean place to be. I declined due to the high possibility that I'd encounter a water snake...


9-11: "Oh, don't be afraid of the snakes, if we see one, I'll suck it...I'll suck it like I suck...ummm...things I suck, ya know...like lollipops and stuff."


So, we got on the motor boat, and it was fun. Of course immediately after we got on board, Kristin had a tourettes attack!


Cindy said that the best way to cure her tourettes on the boat is to give her something else to concentrate on...like DRIVING IT. Oh what fun, we all have death wishes!


Do we look like MISSING CHILDREN or what?


Meet Cindy's dog...Cisco...Niecy had to stop him from jumping overboard.


Oh that was my bad, I didn't realize tourettes is contagious!


Kel: "Mom, look, I'm a mermaid...oh wait, my bad, I'm a merwhore!"


Blu: "Maybe if I sprawl out, a merwhore will come up and solicite me! But...um...where do you stick it?"


Well, back on land, I decided to paint on Jon and 9-11. I have this tanning lotion that burns people with sensitive or dry skin. All I did was touch 9-11 and you can see the handprint on her arm. Jon has his name written on his. Mind you this BURNS.


Then I drew a smiley face on Jon's back with the tongue hanging out...of course Niecy had to lick it!


Finally...a picture of Cindy...this is the woman (who is like Kristin's mom) who lives on this lake in this awesome house!


Kelly: "Denise, try this Bacardi 151 straight!"


Well Jon certainly got a kick out of that!


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So, Jon does this little dance thingy that I named "The Jig"...it's probably one of the funniest things you could ever see...but Jon's one of the funniest kids I know, so it fits him perfectly. Here, he tries to teach Denise how to do it.


She fails miserably and he calls it quits!


Meanwhile Denise is not paying attention to her Booby Purse! Cisco: "Should I grab the money and run or shall I just take a shit in her purse???"


Let's go jet skiing now! Clearly Kristin is fitting in quite well as she has learned that less clothing is the only way to go!


Kel and I were brave enough to get on one of the jet skies with Jon!


Since he almost killed us, I decided to drown him in the deep end.


Here we go...1...2...3...


Oh that was my bad, I forgot he could swim!


But he couldn't swim that long, and we had to throw him a thingy or let him drown. After an hour's discussion we finally decided to save his life and throw him a thingy...


We're so hot, we're jealous of ourselves!


That was everyone else's bad for not realizing I got Cisco trashhhhhhhhhed!


I bet you didn't know that I was going to dress up like Erikah Badu...clearly Niecy's not really feelin it!


And here's Robert at the end of the day, back at Denise's...looking at the pictures and wishing he could have been there for such a fun day. That was his bad!


Btw, I think Jon yelled "Carbs" about 200 times that day, and says it at least 50 times a day since!

So, what's next? The 4th of July...we'll have some good pics, especially since Niecy got a new camera! Hopefully the episode will air on Tuesday afternoon or evening...look out for it!

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[info]_niecy911
2004-07-03 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I had so much fun at Cindy's...we NEED to go back a.s.a.p.

I can't wait for the party at Cheryls house on Sunday though...we are gonna have some fun!

I didn't hear my phone ring but when I got the voicemail saying you finished the post I woke up and ran downstairs...ok so I didn't run, I walked at a slow tired pace...but here I am.


That last picture of me is gross...look at my sunburn!

Sign on aim and chat wit me!

<3Niecy

P.S. I finally have feeling back in my lips after drining 151 straight!

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[info]_niecy911
2004-07-03 04:44 pm UTC (link)
P.P.S.
"9-11: "Oh, don't be afraid of the snakes, if we see one, I'll suck it...I'll suck it like I suck...ummm...things I suck, ya know...like lollipops and stuff.""

Did I really say that?

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[info]4thastreets
2004-07-03 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Lol...oh who knows? Where the hell did I get it from...it doesn't sound like something you'd say......or does it? ;)

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[info]4thastreets
2004-07-03 05:42 pm UTC (link)
I agree, we need to hit up Cindy's at least 2 more times before the summer is over, it's just too much fun.

Now that you have feeling in your lips again, you can get back to work (and I don't mean Wal-Mart).

I'd sign on AIM, but I'm hoppin in the shower to get ready for work. I'll see you there homie.

love--blu

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[info]4thastreets
2004-07-04 05:41 am UTC (link)
That shit NEVER burns me, just my face, I dunno why, it's weird. Because Kelly is darker than me and it burns her too...I just don't get it!

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[info]linzerr
2004-07-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
hahaha awesome day you guys had
erika badu is a good look for you.. uhh.. yea :p
what is that shit you put on them that burns them??? thats insane lol
<3

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[info]4thastreets
2004-07-04 05:41 am UTC (link)
It's a tanning lotion that has a tingle in it...their burns went away in like an hour :)

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OOOO What Fun!~!
[info]xhugsnkisses7
2004-07-04 05:18 pm UTC (link)
That day was great. The lake is alot worse now, because they need to spray it again. Ever since that day, it's gotten worse because of the 4th (everyone is boating it out). Once they spray, we will definately have another day of fun! Come over next week!
P.S. I cannot wait until Cheryl's tonight!

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Re: OOOO What Fun!~!
[info]4thastreets
2004-07-05 12:00 am UTC (link)
Oh that was your bad...the lake hasn't gotten more disgusting because of the boating, it was because there were so many of u whores in the water that day infecting the water with of of your many STDs...no not FTDs, STDs!!! They should probably quarantine the location until chemical control can get everything back in order. But yes, we'll go again anyways!

Pre-4th-of-July-Activities-have-commenced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]lovelyleesa
2004-07-04 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Looks like it was fun. ya 151 definately is gross and definately fucks me up real quick!!!

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[info]4thastreets
2004-07-05 12:01 am UTC (link)
151 should be an illegal substance!

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[info]lovelyleesa
2004-07-06 09:06 pm UTC (link)
very true!

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[info]starrlyricstarr
2004-07-05 08:12 am UTC (link)
Those pics were great. The best ones were when that girl was driving the boat, the one where you guys looked like missing kids, the merwhore one, and the Erica Badu one. haha.

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[info]xhugsnkisses7
2004-07-05 10:09 pm UTC (link)
haha driving that boat was the scariest shit ever! But it gave me reason to be spedsy (mmm I never need a reason)!

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[info]hey_wattup
2004-07-06 03:17 am UTC (link)
hey its lindsay (linzerr).. out with the old in with the new
heres the new lj name :) add it love it
<3

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[info]hustleringucci
2004-07-06 05:35 am UTC (link)
Join [info]whoa_im_hot
xox

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[info]__pinkgl0w
2004-07-07 12:00 am UTC (link)
still not added :(

Looks like a fun day though!

Except that tanning stuff. OUCH!

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[info]was_it_all_real
2004-07-08 09:50 pm UTC (link)
hey dude

i just stumbled upon your journal, and wanted to just say that those pics are awesome, your captions for them are so funny!

peace!! :o)

~d.

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[info]sillystringufag
2004-07-08 10:31 pm UTC (link)
i have that same purse in pink :-)

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[info]juggalette43125
2004-07-16 05:05 pm UTC (link)
hey i am from lowell ma wanna join my community vampiriankitty

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[info]thegirlyounv
2004-07-17 07:28 pm UTC (link)
you dont know me but you guys look fun to hang out with

gah. too bad i live 2 hours away

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sry for the promo..
[info]sweet_misery_0x
2004-07-18 02:06 am UTC (link)


</a></b></a>[info]_gangstawise_

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[info]appealingbeauty
2004-07-18 10:16 am UTC (link)

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[info]thegirlyounv
2004-07-18 06:52 pm UTC (link)
ps- add me mister!

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[info]eccentric4you
2004-07-21 01:35 am UTC (link)
dude you are too funny!

add moi!


I need laughs!

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[info]midnite_sun
2004-07-21 03:24 am UTC (link)
hey the pics are great, what lake is that? you guys look like youre having sooooo much fun!

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I bought an angel astrology book today....
[info]starrlyricstarr
2004-07-31 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I typed this from my book "An astrology guide to your guardian angels" for [info]gabrielsangel and since you are a Leo I thought I'd share it with you

"Whoever becomes humble like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven."-Matthew 18:4

LEO:Leos need to be reminded from time to time that angels are with us every step of the way, helping us soar with amazing grace. Most Leos are so busy motivating others and flexing their charismatic muscles that they don't always stop to smell the roses. If that applies to you, Leo, you might want to allow more angelic light and luster into your life. Know that angels carry high-beam lights to help you through the darkest of times. Reach out and express your needs and feelings.
It's not easy for you, is it? You are so used to being a lighthouse and a light beam for others that you often cannot express your own needs and desires. You are so powerful and so lionlike that you frequently need to review your entire life and direction.
Take time to kneel down to the height of a child so that you will see them eye to eye. Take time to express some of your weaknesses and disappointments to a trusted friend. If you don't have a trusted friend, then write down sad feelings on a piece of white paper and burn it.
Most Leos need to recognize that not everything is perfect, and that sad feelings shouldn't be swept under a rug.
Ask your angels to help you deal with your life with the greatest truth and light. Don't be reluctant to ask for angelic assistance. It's so difficult for Leos to ask for anything, isn't it?
Your key thought in angelic meditation might be the words of Joseph Campbell, who said, "The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the heartbeat of the universe: to match your nature with nature."
Remember that angels watch over you and wherever you go, keeping each day perfect and promising a bright new tomorrow. You might want to carry a clear quartz crystal to keep your energies powerful and centered. Angels love the energy of the Leo. They interact easily with Leos because of your great compassion, loyalty, and honesty.
Your magnanimous nature, which is as unlimited as the universe, makes it easy for angels to interact with you. Because of your generous nature, many people see their Leo friends and loved ones as their "physical" angels. Leos epitomize the word "love". What could be a better angel magnet?

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You are one of Reggaeton's most wanted
[info]jerseynegrita
2004-08-12 08:25 pm UTC (link)

[info]reggaeton

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[info]_you_are_a_cunt
2004-08-19 06:44 am UTC (link)
did your show get cancelled or something.

Seriously pick up the slack.

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