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Episode 89 - "Have You Ever Seen a Broken Toilet?"

It was quite the interesting Saturday night...I thought I've seen it all...





Join 4thastreets, _niecy911, la_rubia, ghetto_prep, _jessica_ann & a whole bunch of guest stars present the most peculiar laua you've ever seen!



Back at 9-11's, Kel got her hair ready to ensure it was slutty enough for the laua.


Meanwhile, Robert and 9-11 played a little game of Lick it, suck it...




So, we arrived at the laua. It was at Daniele's house. For those of you who don't remember Daniele and her cousin Ben a.k.a. "Clem," then perhaps you should see a rerun of EPISODE 68 - "New Year's Eve Traveling Entertainment," the episode in which they both first premiered!


Here's Daniele & I...


And even better...here's me & her mom...lol, you know how I am with mothers! ;)


Niecy & Clem...


That my was bad, I didn't realize we were supposed to lick the cone in this pic...


Well, you know how 9-11 is...and how she loves having big things in her mouth, so of course she gangked the cone and kept it all for herself!


And of course, she came down with a severe case of tourettes syndrome when we took the cone away.


After 3 months of not seeing Jessica Ann...a lot of you thought she was leaving the show...WRONG!


Denise was actually so excited to have Jessica Ann back, that she actually let her touch her cone.


Now, by the look on Kel's face, she has obviously never tried whatever alcohol it is that Ben gave her.


Our favorite 12-year old came with us to the laua...we were bummed that he didn't come with us for prom weekend and so he wasn't in the season premiere...but that's okay cuz he was molested by Kelly's mom in the finale last season, so I think that was enough to hold you over.


Robert getting down and dirty with...a tree stump? And look, Niecy getting down and dirty with...herself? "Weirdo, hey you, weirdo...yes I'm calling you a weirdo and there's nothing you can do about it!"


Now let's play a game...what the hell is it that these 3 girls are looking at. I can't remember nor can I tell by the looks on their faces because each one is making a different face. I dunno...you decide!


Okay, wait, now I remember what they were looking at! It was the neighbor...STEPHANIE. A girl who showed up, uninvited, who Daniele and Ben haven't seen in YEARS. She had 1 thing on her agenda...you'll see!

First, she goes down on Ben...


Then she attempts to make out with Daniele's boyfriend, Andrew...


Then, she licked the vodka off my stomach that I had spilled...


Then she went in for the kill...it looks like she's literally attacking Andrew in this one...


Now I know we do a lot of posing for these episodes, but let me tell you...no one knew this girl, and those that did haven't talked to her in years, so we didn't plan her to do this or ask her to...this is complete RANDOMNESS caught on film. She even went down my pants...like down my boxers...

Oh yeah, lol...btw, how bout I formally introduce Daniele's boyfriend...


You can all imagine why he was posing like that...Niecy and Robert seem very amused by the whole ordeal.


Well, the laua returned somewhat back to normal, after Stephanie disappeared off somewhere...you'll find out just exactly where after our commercial break!

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BONFIRES!!! -- good for: burning incriminating evidence, making it so hot that people start stripping and burning pictures of people that you no longer like, are ugly, or never liked in the first place! ;)



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Welcome back! Okay, now by this point of the evening, drunkeness was a normal feeling...look at Kelly and Ben trying to pose for a picture lookin like they're not drunk.


I, on the other hand did not do such a great job of acting sober in pics...oh well!


So, meanwhile, Stephanie, the neighbor was IN THE BATHROOM. And guess what she did? Yep, you guessed it...she's the one who broke the toilet. Imagine, Daniele comes out and tells me that she broke the toilet, and I'm thinking like the toilet seat...nope the ACTUAL TANK broke. She must have body-slammed the fucking toilet like a bull in a china shop. Wanna see it again for reemphasis...


Well, anyways her father ended up coming over and measured the toilet space, bought and installed a new toilet for Daniele's family ON FATHER'S DAY. "Happy Father's Day";) So, after she left, and we reviewed the pics...Ben's girlfriend, Sarah wasn't too happy with what she saw...here's him getting scolded!


Then Kelly tries to improve the mood by playing a game. Some kind of rocks, paper, scissors...take your pants off type of thing. Daniele won I guess...anyways...off came the pants...well Denise took her top off, I'm confused by this, but her boobs are always a nice addition to Live Journal. To the left of Kelly is another kid, you can see his pants are off as well.


Here's the kid...Kelly called him "Whiskers," god only knows why...perhaps because she was so drunk that she didn't even know her own name. Anyways, his real name is Chris!


Of course my pants were off too, but I had to take it further than that by going into the house and talking to everyone, including all of Daniele's family with NO PANTS! I'd just like to point out that this is the 4th episode in a row that my pants have come off in. I'm getting very used to this by now!


Understanding the insanity of this night is quite impossible unless you were actually at the laua! So crazy, that's all I can say.


So, what's on the agenda for next time? Who knows? Planning things does nothing for us. We were supposed to attend Monet's going away party...have graduation party pics...etc etc etc and never planned this laua and it was great. So, if you ever have a spur-of-the-moment get together and want Blu & the crew to make it, just hit us up, we don't need to know in advance.

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