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Episode 88 - "That Was My Bad, I Thought It Was a Regular Weekend"

So, Ileana's cousin Carolina came up with us for the weekend. She's really cool, but I almost shit my pants when they told me she was only 16...I thought she was older than me!


Here are the cousins...


So, we learned a lot of things about each other on Saturday. For example...illest_hottie has no problem wearing just a bra and consider herself "dressed"...


We also learned that xhugnkisses7 has a more severe case of Tourettes Syndrome than any of us do.


Before the drinking commenced on Saturday, I decided to make dinner for everyone since I promised I would. I made Chicken Parmesean because it was something that everyone could agree on. Since _niecy911 & twizted_jakie aren't Italian food fans it was tough. Jacob actually said the sauce was good...he still declined on the pasta though...don't think I could live without it.


Kel & I after dinner...


Do you remember Real World: Laconia, the first installment? Well, imohsocute and syntaxeraera returned and spent the second night with us. Jamie was a little camera shy...


Okay, there's her face now...


So, how did the drinking go this time around? Well, Kristin was the first one drunk. And she spilled alcohol all over herself in the process, I don't even know how any of it ended up in her mouth?


She was quite the horny little whore...


"I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, eehhh who hasn't done her...do her, lose the pig-tails and we'll talk, do her, do her..." --Stewie from Family Guy
Oh yeah...DID HER!


Wanna do her?


la_rubia is wearing the "Wheel of Passion"...


Niecy gave it a spin of course...


Well, for the most part everyone behaved...


Oh my bad, I forgot about tourettesy!


Kristin absolutely danced around the room like a...I don't know, but not like a dancer...


Kristin, the Drunken Tourettes Whore got loose outdoors, and attacked 9-11 on the picnic table...


Well, we managed to get her back inside, and it was right back to dancing for her...


Meanwhile, Jamie and Jacob had a nice LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG talk for almost the entire night. Oh and clearly they smoked some crack too, by the look on Jamie's face.


Oooh, Brian has that "Gimmee Some Crack" look on his face. Maybe he should have been on the couch with Jamie & Jacob!


OKAY...so as the fun continues, 9-11 and I decided that we need to do a "2blu2betru Tip of the Episode"...get your pen and paper ready and take some notes...






Now did you get all that? It's the only way to drink GAV when you're too drunk to drink any other way.

Well, now for the slutty GOOD story. Well, we all got back in the hot tub that Saturday night.


Jon told us about his day...he had to go to a wedding that morning, and when he came back he informed us that it was Jerry Springer-like. So, we were in the hot tub screaming, "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" then it was "Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve" and then "Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon!" We we getting drunker by the second.


As Jon continues to tell the story, we continue to get drunker...look at Kelly and Ileana's faces! Next, we began to sing in the hot tub...we sang "What Would You Do" by City High...Kelly and I tried rapping to Eve's "You Had Me, You Lost Me," but because we were so drunk, we couldn't remember all of the lyrics. I was so drunk, I don't even know what else we sang.


Well, then after the music stopped, one thing led to another and everyone was RIPPING each other's clothes off. Yup, not even kidding. Kelly, Travis, Ileana and myself were 100% NAKED in the hot tub at this point. Denise still had her bottom on, and she was topless. I have no clue how we got out of the hot tub since Kristin stole our bathing suits so that we had nothing to put on when we got out!



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EAT RONALD MCDONALD AT MCDONALD'S! IT'S NOT FAST FOOD, IT'S GOOD FOOD QUICKLY!


Sorry, had to throw a commercial in there...I think were going to do these "commercial pics" from now on and throw them in every episode this season...this sould be fun!

Okay, well somehow made it out of the hot tub...imagine being SO DRUNK, you don't remember what was going on here? Well, here's what it LOOKS LIKE...I've got a condom and cigarette in one hand, and I think I'm giving Jon a condom too with the other. I have no clue what we were doing with the condoms...but I think I remember that Jon blew his up like a balloon!


Well either that's alien cum...or Jon's got some explaining to do. I don't remember us having any drinks at the house that were green. What the hell is in that condom?????


This weekend had some excellent moments...let's recap:
~The house was ghetto.
~Niecy put a hole in the wall and we had to patch it up.
~The broken bed.
~Our "Hampton Beach Detour" getting there.
~Listening to "The Writing's On the Wall" on the way up and still knowing every word.
~Being naked in the hot tub.
~Watching tons of Family Guy.
~Going through ALL of our alcohol.
~Alanis Morissette making #5 on VH1's countdown.
~Kristin's tourettes syndrome.
~Jon's Jerry Springer wedding.
~The dirty, used condom we found from years ago.
~The Wal-Mart on 10 Rod Road in Rochester.
~The cat that peed on the rug in Kelly's room.
~Measuring our nipples by coins.
~Learning that Brandy is really Asian, but disguises herself as black.
~Throwing all of our trash in the dumpster at McDonalds, while the whole drive-thru watched us.

Well after all this fun...I'm afraid that I have to announce the departure of one of our friends. It's not often that people leave the show. Although I'm sure you all remember oodance54oo who had a leading role in season 1...she was written off the show...well frankly, there's no need to hide it anymore, I'm sure you can read about it in the Enquirer anyways! oodance54oo was a dramatic, lying backstabber. And apparently she's up to her old tricks again. As you may remember, _niecy911 revealed that someone said that KELLY AND I got kicked out of prom for being too drunk. Yep, Linz told Derek who told Caitlin who told Denise (he said, she said)...anyways how ridiculous is that? To set the record straight, Kelly and I did not get escorted out of prom by the police for being intoxicated. Welllllllll, we were until 9-11 sucked both the cops' dicks at the same time........but that's besides the point. It just didn't happen! It's something like this that got her written off the show. Luckily, we're not writing someone off...they're leaving at their own free will. TRAVIS is going into the Army and leaves next week...


Some of you guessed it was him leaving, but a lot of you thought it would be _jessica_ann. Well, she's not going anywhere, she'll be guest starring in an upcoming episode. In fact, the only person no one thought was leaving was ghetto_prep...I guess they love you Robert! ;)

Well, on another sad note, sexydominican is returning back to the Dominican Republic. We're going to have a special episode dedicated to Monet, my favorite Kenyan very soon! We're all going to be sad to see her go as well.

Expect to see more characters leave the show before the end of the season...I don't want to give anything away yet, but CHANGES will happen.

I haven't decided what to do about Jon yet. What did you all think about him from the this episode and the last? Do you think he should be added to our cast and appear throughout the season? YOU DECIDE!!! Jon doesn't have LJ, so he won't see the results. Vote honestly because I wanna give you the people you wanna see this season!

Poll #305860
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

Do you want Jon to become a recurring character in Season 3?

Look forward to the next few episodes:
- Episode 89 - Untitled (Going away party for Monét)
- Episode 90 - Untitled (Graduation 2004)
- Episode 91 - "Back In the Day Blu"
EDIT: Okay, I literally just got off the phone with _niecy911 and she says to me...turn on E! and watch Howard Stern. What did we just witness? Basically, Alanis Morissette just admitted on national television that she's finally a lesbian. She said that she experimented with women and "it was an amazing experience." Congrats Niecy...you called that way back in our 2blu2betru "British Mode, the Remix: Phone Post".