| Yo Blu Eye'd B ( @ 2004-04-26 01:27:00 |
| Current mood: | Revealed |
| Current music: | "Whachu Need" --Toni Braxton |
Episode 86 - "Simply Revealing"
Episode 86 ~ "Simply Revealing"
Starring:
4thastreets,
_niecy911,
la_rubia,
twizted_jakie,
illest_hottie,
ghetto_prep
Plus: The return of Travis!
Special Guest Star: Dahiana, as "The Birthday Girl"
Introducing: Andy (from Lawn & Garden), as "Teddy"
Here's the deal... The Beach Party was orignally scheduled as our Season 2 Finale; however we decided to throw a TOGA PARTY instead.
PLUS...
Blu reveals some SHOCKING NEWS that is SIMPLY REVEALING
It isn't every day that I reveal my BIGGEST secret...
Niecy: "Do we HAVE to wear togas? Can't we just be naked?"
Okay, so it wasn't your usual "Toga Party"...our Togas were a little more revealing...
I think Kelly figured it was just a "fabric to cover up your underwear party"...
In all the confusion, I forgot to change my bandana from earlier on...I was going to use the same fabric as my Toga, but got too lazy!
Doesn't Jacob look like George of the Jungle or something?
Travis: "Toga? Why not...loin cloth?"
The thought of Travis in a loin cloth got Jacob going...
Here's Niecy's, "I'd rather just wear nothing" look...
Ileana helped put Robert together...you know how 12-year-olds can't figure these things out!
Since when did Toga require this Jamacain-ish like wig-made-out-of-fabric type of thing that Travis has on his head?
Eventually everyone was in costume...THE GIRLS...
THE GUYS...
A whore's job is never done...
I mean NEVER...
Niecy: "Yeah, I did stuff with all the dudes at the party........WHATEVER, I'll do what I want!"
Denise got a new tongue ring too, to sport for the event.
There are about 18 pictures with her tongue OUT...
BACK DAT AZZ UP... 
Or GRAB IT at least...
PART II of the evening...was the ALCOHOL! Champagne anyone?
It appears that Robert liked it a lot!
Don't like champagne...then stick to GAV...Green Apple Vodka shots for all. I didn't quite do shots...they were more like...sips chugs from the bottle!
As the alcohol consumption began...off came the Togas...no one was really into wearing them! And LOOK
lafantasia IF YOU'RE READING THIS...just for you, our season finale contains a little THREE WAY RAPE!!!
Doesn't Robert look like he's just been molested? ***(Insert your own Catholic Church joke here!)***
SOOOOO, let's play the mystery game....WHO RAPED ROBERT???
Was it..................ME?
Or perhaps it was...ILEANA?
NOPE...NEITHER OF US! The actual rapist is............................ OMB! Kelly's Mom!
Okay, now that we've cleared up that mystery...let's show you just how simply revealing this night became...
1. The togas REALLY came off!
2. And so we sat around in our underwear!
3. We held our own little try-outs for "Girls Gone Wild"!
4. We played a little game called, "Reach Out and Touch Someone"...Jimmy, this one's for you buddy!
5. And our special guest of the evening, our birthday girl, DAHIANA didn't just strip down to her underwear....SHE ACTUALLY ARRIVED IN THEM! Happy 19th Birthday Dahiana! 
We had a special surprise guest of the evening...Andy from L&G a.k.a. "Teddy"...you thought Niecy was tall...check him out...
How bout compared to Ileana?
SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR THE SEASON FINALE...*~*~*~*BLOOPERS*~*~*~*
Look...we don't always get it right the FIRST time...
Oh, were we supposed to have our eyes OPEN for the photos?
Dance with me!
Okay...so remember our 2Blu April Sexathon bet that Niecy won??? It made me think! All the things that you hide can all of a sudden be revealed with the loss of a bet! So, it's time for me to come CLEAN!
Simply Revealing...
Everyone tries to hide things about themselves, but sooner or later people are bound to find out the truth. So...I have something to get off my chest. I don't know quite how to say it, but...
For the past 4 years, I've worn blue contacts. I don't know how people haven't figured it out, since my eyes REALLY are TOO blue to be true.
This is a bad pic, but I have VERY FEW of me without contacts, so here it is...
Here's a little closer look...
Since brown is such a gross fucking color, I prefer to say that my real eye color is the color of HONEY!
Today at work, Kelly said to me that when I first got contacts, she thought they were ridiculous...so fake, so un-me. But now, she says, she doesn't even think about it...it's like they're real...normal...like it's more me. Isn't that funny...that the real me is actually less of the real me than the fake me. Lol...shit man, I don't think that made sense. I guess what I'm trying to say is that by wearing blue contacts, it's not really hiding the real me, but showing the real me. My eyes were meant to be blue, there's just no mistake about it. Some kind of genetic mix-up happened that I just can't explain.
So, THAT was me THEN (four years ago), graduating high school...
And now THIS is me NOW (four days ago), and in 3 weeks, I'll be graduating college...
Well LJ fans, I hope you enjoyed our Toga party, and I'll see you again in June. Season 3 will be amazing, this, I promise! See you fools in June...
peace
-blu