As far as the "2Blu April Sexathon"...your favorite skank-bag whore, _niecy911 slept with that ghetto one...which supposedly makes her the winner. I think she cheated with the rules a little because when we decided who the "1-ers" were, I wasn't aware that whoever slept with them first won. Our original bet was that we had till April 30th to get to 6 people, or one of the "1-ers"...however, I was wrong it was whoever did it FIRST...anyways she's a dirty whore and I guess it's fitting that she wins. She hasn't yet decided what she's going to make me do... I'll keep you all updated.
Bets. Bets. Bets.
So, last night twizted_jakie makes a bet with me. We were disputing one of the lines from Family Guy. I said that the southern girl in the episode "To Live and Die In Dixie" says, "Oh my daughter would absolutely love you." Jacob says...no, no, no...the girls says, "Oh my son would absolutely love you." I say daughter, he says son. So we bet...since we're poor, we decided that we'd do the "2Blu Bet" where the winner gets to make the loser do WHATEVER they want. So the line goes...
"Oh my daughter would absolutely love you."
SCORE!
So, I sat with ghetto_prep and we thought about the things we wanted him to do. It was so friggin late too...we were up till 6 in the mornin, the 3 of us watching Family Guy. So, we had to keep in mind the 3 rules... 1) It has to be legal. 2) It has to be sanitary. 3) It can't involve snakes or vommit. So, Robert and I finally decided that we'd make Jacob shave his legs. There wasn't a lot of fun stuff we could make him do at 4 in the morning.
Lather em up...
That's it, stroke upward, against the hair folicles...
Jacob: "Robert, this is taking too fucking long!"
Okay, so he tried the razor first to get rid of the clumps, then shaved the remaining hair...this seemed to be easier.
Oh, but he didn't escape without a few knicks and bruises...
Look how smooth and silky Jakie's legs look...
Jacob rather enjoyed the experience...guess we'll have to choose something a little more harsh next time!
Okay...so anyone else want to make any "2Blu Bets"??? It's actually a lot of fun, expect to see us doing more of it this summer. And of course, I still have to do my Sexathon act as well...
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